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@peekochoo He's scared I might accidentally hit him in the face with the bat.
@fluffysyringes Thanks Shuichi! I could never stay mad at you.
@teamIruma HA, SUCKS TO BE YOU BITCH!
Just make a robot arm or somethin' to keep yourself happy.
@UltimateRob0t Purple... banana?
I question your wording but I thank you for the happy birthday.
@teamIruma Of course Kiibo's coming too, he's one of my top prioritized friends. You sad cuz you can't use him as your masturbation tool?
@teamIruma Wh- why do you just naturally assume I have gay orgys in my birthday party???? I'm also inviting like everyone else but you, so it's gonna be full of girls too, calm down a little.
@teamIruma I dunno, but I do know that you're not invited to the birthday party! Ha. Ha-ha.
@teamIruma The last thing I want to do right now is whip out my dick, don't ruin my birthday for me, jeeeeeeez.