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-God-Willow Seedling
"Once, the God-Willow grew within Omikayalan. What springs forth from that place now may be stronger, may be weaker. What matters is that it is new."
-Pathless Ancient
"Himon'she, it is an honor to travel with you. The others tell me you are wise beyond measure. Where are we heading?" "Oh dear. I was following you!"
- Ahri and the Pathless Ancient
-Yordle Explorer
"Priceless is the glory of exploration, but the greatest discoveries are always... ahem... profitable."
-(Rumble's) Flamespitter
"If they ain't howlin', it ain't hot enough! Heh heh."
- Rumble
-Rumble L2
"I mean, I know Tristy's already got the flamethrower, the electro-drill, and the giant freakin' mace, but c'mon... I wasn't NOT gonna add rockets. Heh heh."
-Trumpetecher
"The mechs and yordles were bruised, battered, beaten. Then a clarion call sounded, granting them new steam, new life: Doot doot!"
-Salty Spinner
"For obvious reasons, "paddlemarpower" never really took off as a unit of measurement."
-Geode Mechaforcer
"Powered by gems mined from the caves beneath Bandle City, the Mechaforcer emits a defensive shield that can withstand even the strongest of weapons. It's pretty to look at too."
-Iula
"Iula still remembers the burning grief that coursed through her after she learned of her husband's death. When Pantheon came to her, asking if she would help him destroy a creature that feasted on this very pain, her answer was swift."