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...My homage to the greatest time travel story ever told - one that doesn’t involve going back in time to 1963 and helping to re-assassinate the President, obviously - it’s Smeg to the Future! #RedDwarf #RedDwarf33
It’s the final #BestOfSmeg showdown! You’ve been voting in your millions, well, thousands, well, hundreds, sometimes - and you’ve chosen your two collective favourite ever #RedDwarf episodes!...
Tomorrow... #RedDwarf #BestOfSmeg the final showdown... #GunmenOfTheApocalypse vs #Quarantine ...surely the toughest choice since Mr Lister had to decide between kamikaze hot mutton vindaloo or suicidally spicy chicken vindaloo for dinner last night!
Don’t miss the first #RedDwarf #BestOfSmeg LIVE quarter-final draw this evening, with my special guest Snacky! Brought to you from B.O.S. HQ: the small storage cupboard on C Deck - the one between the men’s toilets and the garbage disposal hatch.
@DannyJohnJules @davechannel ...Or perhaps you’d prefer a more vintage model? She looks like Spare Head 3’s nan! We’ve gone from MILF to GILF territory! (I think I’m straying beyond Kryten’s sensible preset parameters here)!! #RedDwarfThePromisedGran @bobbyllew 🤣
Good morning sirs, ma’ams. Welcome to the future. 1 hour in the future to be precise. Great Scott! it’s just like being in Back to the Future.... OK, it’s been a slow week, even the most mundane of events takes on an excitedly out-of-routine mystique! #RedDwarf #clocksforward ⏰
Happy #BackToTheFutureDay! The first @BacktotheFuture movie is my all-time number one flick! Here's my #RedDwarf themed sci-fi mashup tribute! #backtothefuture #GreatScott #ThisIsHeavy #BTTF #BTTFday
#KrytieFactoid Contrary to popular myth, Mr Neil "Fly Me To The Moon" Armstrong of #Apollo11 legend, never once uttered the immortal words: "Only last month we came across a moon which was shaped exactly like Felicity Kendall's bottom. We flew around that one a couple of times!".