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#KrytieFactoid - water vapour has been discovered in the atmosphere of the super Earth-like exoplanet K2-18b, or as it’s more commonly known by the mid-23rd Century: The Planet of the Nymphomaniacs. We missed that one! #RedDwarf
Greetings and Sunday morning salutations fellow Dwarfers. Ahhh, would you just take a look at that spectacular view... I had no idea this region of space was so lively!!
"Aigburth Arms on a Friday night. They used to call me Dave 'Cinzano Bianco' Lister" #RedDwarf #WhiteHole
Getting up early on a Sunday morning?... Bob, what do you think?... Oh my! #RedDwarf
@MostlyWriting ...I'll let you be the judge of that sir...
May I be the first parody 4000 series mechanoid to wish Mr @CCfunkandsoul a most smegnificent birthday! Sir, I hope your day is as memorable as that time I found a brand new bottle of Piney Shine floor cleaner that none of us even knew we had. Wow! What a day that was. 👌🏻🎂🎁
Is it too late to give the sleeping quarters a quick tickle with Mr Vac?... Mr Vac - hu, hu, hu, he's a sucker for dust! Hu, hu, hu! A sucker for... Ahem. Sorry. I've let all mechanoids down with that one. I'll excuse myself and quietly engage shame mode in a corner. Goodnight.