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how the readers feel trying to understand what's been going on in ASM
eyes: *see she-hulk*
brain: don't be horny on main don't be horny on main
i'm not loving this run but every now and then they hit on some good shit
this book almost says some interesting things about polygamy but always chickens out and just says some things about johnny being a shit husband
good thing karnak was there to find crystal's one weakness - getting karate-chopped in the neck
every time a character stands up for themselves in this run, it's something awful
"hey! don't talk to me like that! my daughter will learn to like being ignored!"
"i want to fuck around, but i won't, cuz i'm a good guy"
umm nope. no johnny.
every attempt at "sexy" in this run is just super awkward and uncomfortable
well, at least it wasn't what i thought.
this is super dumb though.
"how do we make the readers think The Beyonder is behind this?"
"What if we just signed his name to the machine? Like, really big tho."