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Artist • Eisner Nominated Graphic Designer • purveyor of unhinged postcards • (IG: @Laurynipsum) (she/her) ko-fi.com/lauryn
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But more often than not, it wanted revenge. This last card shows one particularly brave slab of meat(?) being nighted after defeating a family of fifteen! Animals were known to join & fight on the side of Christmas dinner, knowing they could be the next dinner if they didn’t act.

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As mentioned in the previous thread, food coming to life was a common issue. The disposition of your dinner could vary greatly. Sometimes it was jolly and just wanted to dance and spread holiday cheer!

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WHY IS CHRISTMAS PUDDING FILLED WITH SUCH HAUNTED HATRED. WHY DOES IT SCREAM?! https://t.co/yofFGDrRfB

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I hope this holiday season is treating you well. Have some marine life and another dead bird.

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They staged a full on revolt in the winter of 1876, and maintained control of a large part of London until spring on 1877.

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Violence lurked around every corner. As roving gangs of clowns took out the English police force, people and pets alike took up arms.

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Cursed with sentience and a knowledge of their own impending demise, some *snowmen with threatening auras* actually became violent (the tale of frosty the snowman is heavily altered from the original Germanic tale where frosty drunkenly assaulted anyone who ventured too close)

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Due to the lack of environmental regulations at the time, the meat supply was often tainted, leading to your Christmas dinner coming back to life. Christmas carols were designed to drown out the screaming.

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As was tradition, one would pick either a clown, a polar bear, a snow gnome (?), or frog to do battle with. If you won against the frog, you would get to take whatever gold he had on him at the time. The clown would promise to stop stealing your meats.

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Another ever-popular theme: children baked into food! (Children have long been considered a Christmas delicacy)

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