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We’re not rollin’ out the red carpet (not that you’d touch it anyway)
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We ain’t serve your kind here… that kind being gaseous zombies, you wanted criminals are fine though.
https://t.co/1SJqjUquf7
and I will never call him anything else again, thanks @norithics n' @Chaytel
Mech parking’s out back, but you’ll have to pay the chauffeur.
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Pink's a very stealthy color, right?
@MatyPup and @SyraeUniverse are a regular chain gang.
Sit! Stay! -In your seats for this action packed smackdown!
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In which I do a dumb porny ninja CYOA, get ninjas on the brain all weekend, and @lashiec humors my gushing about ninja porn.
S H R U G
I’m not raising the rafters any more, you tall folk will just have to crouch.
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