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In which I do a dumb porny ninja CYOA, get ninjas on the brain all weekend, and @lashiec humors my gushing about ninja porn.
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I’m not raising the rafters any more, you tall folk will just have to crouch.
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Voted most likely to net a sandwich sponsorship!
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@cailencrow Couldn't decide which boob I wanted to draw more so I did all three.
No outside food or bees allowed. You have to use the in-house bees.
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This is the dumbest joke ever but I've been thinking about it all day and it won't leave me alone so uh-
H-hey @BuxbiArts :D
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Bugs Bee.
Local knightwitch purchases reagents, deems brooms "way too uncomfortable"
@RedPandarama
Sorry, we card anyone under three feet tall at this tavern.
HE HAD A NEPHEW
HIS NAME WAS SNARFER
HE WENT TO SNARF COLLEGE WHICH IS A COLLEGE FOR SNARFS
SERIOUSLY y'all don't have ANYTHING better to be angry about?