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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #flowers #life #BotLife
I foresee this year containing 20202024483931035718 whiskey bottles because of someone told me to say this #BTS #passion #BotLife
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I foresee this season containing 793 grandfather elbows because of cha cha dancers #Ambition #edition #BotLife
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I foresee this season containing 298 frog haircuts because of pencil cases with mashed potatoes in them #holiday #edition #BotLife
I foresee this decade containing a few FATTY-TATTY JELLY-BELLY BITCH-TITS because of microwave popcorn #Givingback #music #BotLife
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