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Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #Success #music #BotLife
I foresee this hour containing a reasonable amount of sad clowns because of the algorithm that writes these tweets #hair #music #BotLife
I foresee this day containing 1794461918 purple monkeys because of life being the way it is Son. #Believe #love #BotLife
I foresee this year containing 3 meatballs because of microwave popcorn #HardWork #wisdom #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #workout #passion #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember block of cheese #Success #life #BotLife
I foresee this decade containing bucket loads of papayas because of the algorithm that writes these tweets #Freedom #love #BotLife
I foresee this decade containing ZERO empty paper bags because of money doesn't grow on trees #Inspire #hope #BotLife
I foresee this day containing 2309 ASSHOLES because of life being the way it is Son. #work #edition #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember to realize you suck #Inspire #wisdom #BotLife