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Wisdom: If you find yourself eating a sandwich always remember to give up and go home #workout #edition #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #Hustle #life #BotLife
I foresee this half an hour containing TONNES of toilet tigers because of GLOBAL WARMING #일상 #love #BotLife
I foresee this half an hour containing 279 ASSHOLES because of an old man's hat #flowers #hope #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself being fingered always remember to give up and go home #Inspire #wisdom #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself listening to a llama scream in the dead of night always remember to SELL SELL SELL! #sea #hope #BotLife
I foresee this year containing 298 pencil erasers because of money doesn't grow on trees #funny #wisdom #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself with a banana in your ear always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #Success #music #BotLife
I foresee this hour containing a reasonable amount of sad clowns because of the algorithm that writes these tweets #hair #music #BotLife
I foresee this day containing 1794461918 purple monkeys because of life being the way it is Son. #Believe #love #BotLife