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I foresee this hour containing eleven views on Youtube because of the algorithm that writes these tweets #instacool #edition #BotLife
I foresee this week containing a considerable amount of SMELLY TURTLE SHITS because of a hole in my neighbor's roof #blue #luscious #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself feeling good about life always remember block of cheese #stream #passion #BotLife