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Wisdom: If you find yourself reading through SHIT tweets on Twitter always remember to make tacos #instacool #love #BotLife
I foresee this month containing too few bat testicles because of life being the way it is Son. #ThinkBig #music #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #Ambition #edition #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself 'INSERT EMOTION HERE' always remember Burger King is only a bus-ride away #Binary #edition #BotLife
I foresee this day containing 4730297812094.4738902709734.9.0 toothpaste tubes because of sandals #BTS #wisdom #BotLife
I foresee this month containing some honey beans because of a surge in online auctions #work #luscious #BotLife
I foresee this season containing 44 spelleng mestakes because of the algorithm that writes these tweets #sea #edition #BotLife
I foresee this month containing a considerable amount of toothpaste tubes because of you #flowers #disorder #BotLife
I foresee this season containing a few purple monkeys because of cha cha dancers #HardWork #disorder #BotLife
Wisdom: If you find yourself peeing alone always remember to realize you suck #Freedom #wisdom #BotLife