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it’s cyber monday. instead of socks or booze, give your loved one the gift of a custom drawing by yours truly. they’re cheap as hell and people love ‘em! DMs are open and operators are standing by.
let’s play a quick game of “guess that mouth,” guess for your chance to win a free doodle of your choosing!
Break the chains of retail and come get that sweet custom stuff from your boy
ever dream this man? every night millions of people worldwide dream of this soulful white boy. will you be the one to free him before you wake up?
black friday is rapidly approaching. you could wait in line just to miss out on that hot ticket item or you could hide in my bushes and get a sick doodle instead. your choice!