dishes r. donemanさんのイラストまとめ

inside you there are two wolves… https://t.co/e6YJZ25hbR

YOU: ah crap, i have to go christmas shopping

ME: not so fast. for the price of whatever shitty trinket you were gonna get, you could give the gift of shitty doodles instead (DM for details).

these doodles make great (and cheap!) gifts. tell your loved ones you spent a fortune! https://t.co/aNn9oZdJ0l

evening bump, hit me up and i’ll draw your dreams

nature is honestly so beautiful......

ME: i had the dream again…

WIFE: you mean orville–

ME: YES I MEAN ORVILLE PECKER

MEN: ah! spooky monster!!

WOMEN: wow, big brain AND he’s good at eating pussy?! 😍😍😍

okay, but why???

RT: @Outback Please stop asking if you can fuck the bloomin’ onion, OF COURSE you can fuck it. We aren’t the boss of you.

i’m just saying he probably doesn’t throw two picks if the ball was a gorgeous, humongous titty