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congrats to @SarahHuckabee on becoming governor of arkansas!!!!
betty is kinda bummin’ lately so i drew her a pugicorn to try and cheer her up
PARODY RT: @elonmusk i used to be bald…i STILL eat dog turds PARODY
kid asked for a football player in a jar of pickles
juggs…(a big hook comes from off-stage and drags me away before i can say “bunny”)