crashed my 1994 impreza into a bollard :/さんのイラストまとめ

“we love florida, don’t we folks? it’s a shame they got that guy…desanitarynapkin in charge. you know, this beautiful state has absorbed a lot of immigrants under him…”

RT; @joerogan sorry i lied about the furry kids shitting in litter boxes…i was obviously projecting

just a fun parody #not #actionable

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what @Drake’s mirror sees

my seven-year old daughter requested a ghost “peeing everywhere except where he’s supposed to”

https://t.co/BwO1imxMJ8

@LoadShoota @chiweethegod @exMalwa hell, i’d let her peg me up a bring or two!!!!

love the king, love me wife, love a full english, simple as

it’s friday, and you know what that means: mom is ordering hungry howies and you get to rent one SNES game from blockbuster