𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 𝓕𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓮さんのイラストまとめ

He slurped slime to quiet the haunting melody of love that played in the back of his mind. An addiction grew as vicious memories began to surface, and soon he found himself compulsively licking slime to cope with the panic of realizing everything around him was alive. #hedztales

The rain finally cleared up as 𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗯𝘂𝗻𝗻𝘆 𝗚𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗛𝗼𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲 sat in the backseat and watched the green hills roll by. He noticed a young calf bouncing joyfully surrounded by it's family. His stomach grumbled. He was headed to McDonalds. #hedztales

𝗠𝗮𝘂𝗶 𝗪𝗼𝘄𝘄𝗲𝗲 is very stoned. But he will fuck you up. Just be cool and there won't be a problem. #hedztales

Beyond the fog of Desolation Keep, 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗔𝘅 works as a potion peddler for a nameless elder. He still dreams of the blood-stained battlefields of his youth. Tragically, a deformed face now melts from his warped skull. His warhammer is buried in a secret glade. #hedztales

𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝗱𝗱𝘆, tequila nightshift distiller at Zargon X. Bored of the usual worm added at bottle time, he started to drop in new critter-shooters: anhkhegs, fire-beetles, carrion-crawlers, centipedes and cerebral parasites are some of his most notable. #hedztales

Always down to swoop friends & cruise the Borealis. One time, after huffing a bag of melted cellulose acetate, drove the spacetruck right into the mother-satellite, knocking out internet on Mars. Worth it- dude hooked up with the Siren of the Nebulas that night. Legend #hedztales

𝗦𝗮𝗱𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗼𝘆 owns three dogs. He's going to buy a new puppy soon. Chicks love puppies. His small outdoor porch area has a small patch of piss-soaked fake grass under a towering mountain of stinking dogshit. Axe body spray seems to help in the short term. #hedztales

𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗖𝗮𝘁𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿's favorite dance, "The Sailor's Hornpipe", is a solo dance: perfect for the cramped quarters aboard the Catsnatch Cuddlecruiser. It helps 2 ease his mind during the long journeys across planet clusters smuggling G13 nipdabs to Space Clubs. #hedztales

𝗗𝗿𝗶𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 was a hot brown mess,
and his life was a bit of a guess.
He was always covered in brown gravy,
and his bowels were loose and wavy.
Though his food was often quite plain,
His stomach was always in pain.
#hedztales

The dry years had been hard on 𝗦𝗻𝗼𝘄𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗸𝗲𝘆 𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻, relocated to a station on the dune planet Aridus. He felt held back by the pain of his cracked anus and missed the snow and steamy hot springs of his home planet. Worse, the suppository made his spit thick.#hedztales