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"I do feel like I have lost brain cells. I need a three day weekend luxury spa vacation.
Or another bottomless brunch."
"What do you think? Are you team Katrina, or team Mike? Honestly, I'm just an innocent bystander.
I'll see you in the next one. Comment your thoughts because, as always, I love to know what you guys think! And let me know if you want to know more!"
"So we have this friend. Let's call her Katrina. We don't name and shame, babes.
Anyway, we're teasing her like friends do, about her not kissing a girl and all that. Anyway, she does. You're thinking: 'Ali, that's not that bad at all!'.
Babes, her GIRLFRIEND is in the chat!"
"... And camera off.
People have to enter. These boxes of prizes have taken over my entire apartment."
"Now to hope a rich man or woman sees them, falls in love with me, and is willing to give everything up for me.
I will take applications. Just make sure the summary is less than 20 words, I'm a busy woman."
"Aika's good. Think your woman wants your attention though, so you best go see her."