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"My standards aren't impossible. I'm just worth more than you could ever afford!"
"Lifting legs? Please. I don't do all this yoga for nothing!"
"People being openly horny again? What a waste."
"... Oh my god, Monday already? Where did the weekend go?!"
"Work is taking over my life..."
"Is this what betrayal feels like?"
"... Wait, Z got a girlfriend and *didn't* tell me?! I'm his best friend! I should have known months ago!"
"Is it time for me to pull out the horny be gone spray?"
"Today is really fucking me over."