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"What do you mean everywhere has sold out of candy?! This is so stupid!"
"You can join me, if you like. I guess it'll be a taster of what it's like to have a dog!" https://t.co/0zrcVrbjFB
"Don't laugh! It's real! Some creep always wants me to step on them and asks about my feet! I now can't post pictures of my shoes anymore because I know that creep is watching!" https://t.co/5xrrVPaumj
"You know *those* kinds of guys that comment on every post a girl makes, and favorites every image, and always tries to get their attention?
Imagine that, but worse." https://t.co/C3askXHPqY
"Apparently it's 'no simp September'. Honestly, from what I've seen, it's just simp September."