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"... I probably shouldn't get so drunk that I message everyone on my contacts about dogs, though, that was a bad idea."
"I'm not an alcoholic, just fancy cocktails look *so* much better on my Insta than something boring like a lemonade!"
The poor guy looked like he was dying inside, and yet she just blinked. "... What? I was just going to give you enough to pay for your drink or something. What else would I mean?" https://t.co/LjqYZnFPLZ
She at least offered a smile. "Well, thanks... Oh, did you want compensation or something?" https://t.co/E8prHGBlDR
"I-I left it?!" She asked in surprise, quickly looking through her purse to check everything was still in there. "I-I haven't done that in ages, work must be getting to me...
Oh, but thank you..." https://t.co/sZYYo7Nrfa
She got stood up for an interview she got all dressed up for. She isn't impressed.