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@QueenOfThievery "... No. I just think you're up your own ass. And coming from me, that's really saying something."
"AND WHY IS EVERYONE ASKING ME ABOUT DICK DAY!? I DIDN'T INVENT IT, I JUST HEARD IT!"
"You can waste more time by googling it! I'm not repeating myself!" https://t.co/Jt6zq8iv75
"I've heard everyone talking about it! ...
… And what do you mean, why would you need a special day?! What have you been up to?!" https://t.co/a5UNr6mkKV