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DAY 27: DR. KYUMPINIK. Kyumpinik was THIS close to figuring out a scientific breakthrough, but then he just HAD to get a fatal case of the flu, killing him. On his death bed, however, he told his cousin to put his brain into a robotic body. He wasn't too happy with his new body.
DAY 25: SENTIENT EVIL STAFF. The Sentient Evil Staff is an ancient relic that tries to land itself into the hands of the most evil, awful people alive, spreading it's influence and bad juju across the world. There is a small group who try to destroy it, but it always evades them.
DAY 22: COSMO LOOPER. The Cosmo Looper is the fastest entity in all of time and space, he runs so fast that he opens up portals across realities as he runs, sending him into a random alternate universe. He drinks pure gasoline to power the jet appendage, which reaches to mach 60.
DAY 21: GHOULISH RONNY. Ghouls aren't allowed to trick or treat, which upsets Ronny to his core, what if he wants some sweets and treats? In order to get his fill of sweets, he pretends to be a child dressed as a ghoul. Odd that people keep shutting their doors on him, though..
DAY 19: FLUTE BIRD. Flute Birds are creatures that are often seen regularly flying through the Woodwinds, a noisy and windy forest. They are known for their tubed beak and the loud high pitched whistling sound it makes. Their beaks can also be used to strongly inhale food.
DAY 18: CHORUS WORMS. The Chorus Worms are a trio of exact minded worms who like to hide in dark nook and crannies so they can pop their heads out at some passerby and, in unison, shout some vague, foreboading message at them in a loud booming voice.
DAY 16: BODYCLOCK CLEANER. If your sleep schedule is all out of whack and you're waking up at strange times, leave a 50 dollar bill under your pillow and The Bodyclock Cleaner will come. He is expertly trained in the use of tools to help fix and clean a person's inner clock