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@notzippy_ After Sam and Max being circulated aroundoffices of LucasArts, they were like "Hey, Steve, if these guys are so cool, why don't we make a game about them?" to which I can only assume Steve was like "Hell yea", which is where Sam and Max Hit the Road comes into the scene.
"I can't use these things together." said Steel Stan as he suddenly found himself in a copy of The Secret of Monkey Island for DOS systems.
Hello kids! Welcome to Potto's Advice Corner! Today on Potto's Advice Corner:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!: THE QUEEN OF HALLOWEEN. The Queen of Halloween is the ruler of all that is Halloween. She couldn't attend her son, The Boy of Halloween's, birthday which is on Halloween last year because she was busy. She intends on making it right this time, let's see how...
DAY 30: THE PENULTIMATE SKELETON 2.0. After being defeated in combat last year, The Penultimate Skeleton felt weak, he felt he wasn't any longer strong enough to be the ultimate guard of the Halloween Royal Family. He's made adjustments to fix this since then, he's now a cyborg!
DAY 29: FASHIONISTA MANNEQUIN. Being the spiteful ghost of a failed model, the Fashionista Mannequin is a haunted mannequin who wonders the streets at night, killing people with cool looking clothes to take for her own. She also steals washing machines to wash the blood off.
DAY 28: GHERRIS' WHEEL. Gherris is a beast that feeds on other people having fun. In order to have a constant supply of food, he wedged his upper half into a ferris wheel to grab folks over. Although, people usually just use him as a transportation method as he walks aimlessly.
DAY 27: DR. KYUMPINIK. Kyumpinik was THIS close to figuring out a scientific breakthrough, but then he just HAD to get a fatal case of the flu, killing him. On his death bed, however, he told his cousin to put his brain into a robotic body. He wasn't too happy with his new body.
DAY 25: SENTIENT EVIL STAFF. The Sentient Evil Staff is an ancient relic that tries to land itself into the hands of the most evil, awful people alive, spreading it's influence and bad juju across the world. There is a small group who try to destroy it, but it always evades them.