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Woke up this morning ready go back into the coop. #TheGreatMathemachicken #IAmWriting #Fiction #STEM #kidlit #authorlife #BookSeries #Chickens #NoJokeJustChickens @PixelandInkBks @chuckie346
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens weren't invented yet! You can read lots of fine feathered #chicken humor and #STEM stuff in #TheGreatMathemachicken: Hide and Go Beak!, when the book flies onto bookshelves in stores TOMORROW. @PixelandInkBks @chuckie346
Here's a new #ChickenJoke for ya: Why did the chicken visit the construction site? To watch a person lay a brick! There's lots of pithy poultry humor and #STEM fun in #GreatMathemachicken 1:Hide and Go Beak! In stores January18. @PixelandInkBks @chuckie346
Who tells the funniest chicken jokes? Comedi-hens! If you like a good #chickenjoke, preorder #thegreatmathemachicken #1: Hide and Go Beak today! It's chick-full of punny humor and #STEM fun. #Kidlit #chapterbooks @pixelandinkbks In stores January 18! @chuckie346
Time for another #chickenJoke from me, the author of #TheGreatMathemachicken! What does an evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! You'll find lots of puntastic chicken word play and #STEM in The Great Mathemachicken: Hide and Go Beak! In stores January 18! @chuckie346 @PixelandInkBks
Your #GreatMathemachicken #chickenjoke of the day: Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken! You'll find lots of eggs-amples of pithy puns in The Great Mathemachicken #1: Hide and Go Beak. In stores January 18. #STEM #kidlit @chuckie346 @PixelandInkBks
How do you know it's too hot in the chicken coop? The hens start laying hard-boiled eggs! There are a lot more #Eggs-ellent #chicken jokes in #TheGreatMathemachicken: Hide and Go Beak! In stores January 18! #Kidlit #chapterbooks #STEM @PixelandInkBks
Did you know a chicken can jump higher than a house? It’s because houses can’t jump! You’ll find lots of eggs-tra funny #Chickenjokes in #TheGreatMathemachicken 1:Hide and Go Beak In stores January 18. @PixelandInkBks @chuckie346 #Kidlit #ChapterBooks
Here's a brand new #greatmathemachicken #ChickenJoke for you! What does an alarm cluck say? Tick tock a doodle doo! There's plenty of eggs-ellent chicken humor and lots of #STEM fun in The Great Mathemachicken: Hide and Go Beak! Which hits stores January 18! @PixelandInkBks
I am angry as Clucky that the supply chain issue is messing up release dates. #TheGreatMathemachicken 1: Hide and Go Beak now pubs 1/18/22. But I have #chickenjokes to tide you over. What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? It eggsplodes. @PixelandInkBks #chapterbooks #STEM