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Don't forget to keep your players in initiative while mourning the dead- it'll help keep track of the second-by-second reminiscing, saving throws against letting tears roll down their cheeks, and halfhearted somber conversations. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder
Many fearsome beasts dwell here below the waves, like the monstrous dolphin- a hideous fishlike abomination with an extremely punchable nose and an appalling cackle. I'll give you 1 gold for each one you put in its place. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder #battlemap
Be wary traveler, many fearsome creatures stalk these woods- the owlbear, the giant spider, the stupid ugly elves. My family has guarded this forest for centuries, and if I were to give you advice, it would be to pack elf repellant, just to be safe. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder
Ah dang, I forgot to turn off the slime faucet before I left the lair and now the whole place is flooded! Worse yet I've only got 1 hour before the boss is coming over for dinner! Pull yourself together, Nyxtharyn, you can fix this somehow.. #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap
Before you start judging this nasty ruined hamlet, just know that this place is miles better than the one down the way, now that place is a fuckin mess. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder #battlemap
Make sure you choose your new cult's base wisely- it might seem cool to build your altar in a lava river or in the center of a seething caustic lake miles beneath the surface, but that's just plain ol' dangerous. Use your head. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder
Unstable dimensional nexuses are a terrible place to vacation, I wholly recommend you go elsewhere. 2/5 stars, the food wasn't bad. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder #battlemap
This forest used to be pretty nice until those Elves started moving in, now the place is infested with them. There goes the neighborhood I guess. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder #battlemap
Be careful in those back alleys, I heard a guy got killed back there last week and all they took was his toes. It seems like overkill, most people are pretty willing to part with their toes once you explain that you aren't using them for anything weird. #dnd #roll20 #pathfinder
Always make sure to check the weather before going on a trip, you never want to be caught unaware if a lava day is coming. What if you forgot to pack flip flops or lava-resistant flood pants? #dnd #pathfinder #roll20 #battlemap #art #map