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"Your pathetic attempts to persuade me are powered by pumpkins, you know..." - Giant dessert-headed fox on the oil pumpkin industry
Nothing like a glass of battery acid to lower the pH of one's dangerous, floating, and glowy abdomen. Definitely not planning on making someone's car keys disappear...
But hey, a queen-sized bug butt sure does make for a great free beanbag chair!
Friends are a lot like enemy bases and units; when you spew highly concentrated blue tiberium sludge on them, they disappear!
Has Magitek gone too far? Yuke better believe it! With this hysterically hazardous hacky sack!
Veronica Star! Now a certified bomb-defusing snake, but only some of the time... At other times they can be seen delivering bombs - big bombs, red bombs, never remotely detonated. Because who cares about safety when you can eat your mistakes?
It seems this 'Jukebug' uses some kind of medallion as a currency or token system... Sometimes even giving them back!
Perhaps as compensation for property damage, after swinging that record storage around. Or maybe just as a memento
@smorbee owns the schematics for phonodroids!
Some kind of phonodroid 'jukebug' model. Has a three-sided carousel of disc storage in the back. The abdominal addon is modular, though this particular unit plays and stores strange iridium record disks...
@smorbee is the OEM of phonodroids!
It's Fizzlie! A mysterious highland Tripix fly that somehow ate some batteries... Asking how is a dangerous prospect, but they do make Fizzlie glow and spark occasionally as they dissolve!
Perhaps @LeBeebs_ Knows more about the Tripix, because they invented it!