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“All I said was the last person she saw was Paddington,” said Pooh.
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“Are you sure this is what Eeyore meant when he challenged you to a game of rock, paper, scissors?” asked Rabbit.
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“Can I hold your hand?” asked Piglet. “I’m feeling a bit nervous.”
“Of course,” said Pooh. “How long for?”
“I’m not really sure…” said Piglet.
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“Sod it,” said Pooh. “It must be Honey O’clock somewhere in the world”
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Pooh wasn’t completely happy about this but he knew it was the only way to prove for certain that Piglet wasn’t a witch…
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“See, I told you,” said Pooh. “If you don’t understand how gravity works, it doesn’t exist.”
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“What’s a Wordle?” asked Pooh.
“It’s like a Woozle,” said Piglet, “But even squarier.”
“Everybody seems a bit sadder these days, don’t you think, Piglet?” said Pooh.
“Yes,” said Piglet. “How would you make them happier?”
Pooh thought for a while.
“A little more kindness,” he said, eventually. “And a lot more honey…”