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Also should include that since I'm dumping them like this, only one per person until this tweet is 6 hours old
Alright, potion dump. This'll finally get me back on track. All unclaimed/unposted potions from last week plus today and yesterday.
No time for small stories with these, any unclaimed in 12 hours is going to go to my dedicated potion tester (Jax) so grab em while they're here
Oh god!!! I spilled it on myself!
FUCKING!!!!
Someone drink this... I need to clean out my kitchen. Lucifer's pubic hair smells better than that bottle.
I know, not really selling it, but if someone doesn't drink it I'm pouring it out and y'all can suffer the consequences.
Oh, huh... I mean, you said it tastes fine. Guess I could sell it, just might need to add hair loss and water absorption..."
@JohntheJoker1 you're so absorbent that you took in water vapor from the air.
You look like you need help...