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Woah! HEY! @PandaAndy_ maybe you should stop moving around. You're getting all...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand now you're in my fur...
Wonderful. Just wonderful...
Look, it'll wear off soon, just stop moving!
No, really, stop moving before you make an even bigger mess you blob of panda!!!
I tried a bit of a new style today, no one's here to judge me, so I put in some piercings and hair dye
Huh, looks like it worked. @goodOlmeep, thank you for testing it! The dull metal shine in your sweat is a good thing for what this was made to be.
Anyways, it'll wear off in a week, here's a towel for you to wipe off with whenever it gets to be a bit too much
My hired potion tester @jax_ogator helps me work on potions, I've been feeding him cow transformation potions, looks like it's been having a bit of a... hypnotic effect on him.
Though thanks to him I have an improved cow potion up and ready to sell!
Another day, another potion.
This one I actually labeled! Though... I'm not 100% sure why it looks like a kiss, or is done in lipstick. Hell... I don't even own red lipstick, I prefer pink.
Anyways, you know the drill, I need a volunteer to down this hope fully not horrific one
So, that was a horrible idea. Alright, n-e-v-e-r doing that again.
@HungryVen @grizichi and @PandaAndy_ I'm gonna go whip you up some antidotes, maybe next time you'll just chug the whole potion so I don't ever have leftovers... that or I should find a way to dispose of them....
So, this is a bit awkward, there was some potion left over in the last 17 bottles you guys drank, and... well... I can't pour it down the drain. Who wants to help me clean out what's left?
Oh no... THAT IS WAY MORE POTENT THAN IT SHOULD BE!
Out! OUT OUT OUT! You're gonna fill this place up with eggs @PandaAndy_! Just, Just out back and we'll sort this out! I can make an antidote, you just have to get your egg filled ass out of here before you fill my shop up!