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the prompt was ‘jake gets a video call from someone who he hasn’t seen since school and reflexively answers because he’s so used to voice calls from kitten’ and WELL he may have put on 500 pounds since school………
so basically jake lies about being in college to continue getting money support from his dad (and right now he’s desperate for Burger King)
morbidly obese nerd NEET who spends all his day moderating discords and only achievements in life are video game achievements (he’s currently ordering his 3rd dinner)