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Pikachu is thinking about Dark Necrobat
Ballora has murdered Balloon Boy!
Pump Man thinks that all Halo 4 players are epic.
He's the Angry Shadow Man Nerd.
Solar Man took an L so big, Luigi came out of the L door!
Captain Underpants thinks that transgender lesbians are valid!
Charge Man is absolutely ballin.
I've come to make an announcement: Chill Penguin is a Bitch-Ass Motherfucker!
Cardi B has put a pipebomb in Saturn's mailbox!
Plushtrap, Meg Griffin, and Miles Edgeworth are starting a pop group.