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Toad Man has gone absolutely bonkers.
Neon Tiger has murdered Charge Man!
Iris battled against Wolf and won!
Blizzard Man decided to play Elden Ring.
Freeze Man was sent to the Underground Chapel.
Top Man owns a pipebomb.
SiivaGunner Wood Man was arrested for a hate crime.
Skull Man is covering themselves in oil.
Glamrock Freddy eats their Kit Kats the wrong way.
Crystal Snail.