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Wave Man is being cancelled on Twitter!
Napalm Man blew up.
Saturn has entered South Sudan.
Guts Man figured out what the dog was doin.
Bubble Crab is purposefully spreading misinformation over the internet!
Clearly Napalm Man doesn't own an air fryer.
BREAKING NEWS:Blendin Blandin has destroyed Japan!
Peter Griffin went shopping at Publix.
Freeze Man is big brain.
Uncle Grandpa thinks that transgender lesbians are valid!