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When you make a sincere but outrageous offer and get a "of course, we'd love that" answer in jest. I'm.. not.. joking though.
Me at the new job:
"Hey so what's the dress code?"
"Oh, really anything. Whatever's comfortable"
*recognizing everyone is dressed nicely*
"So uh.. even t-shirts?"
"Yeah look at him-" *points to nice polo*
*me, sweating, thinking about my giant collection of graphic tees*
OKAY
When you're tired of taking 9 am classes, but realize that you'll have 8 am work for the rest of your life