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@dickard_t For Hazel, the adventurous Slayer of Beasts.
A powerful tool for fetching leviathan feasts.
I was gonna jump on the Gymsona thing, but then I realized I did that last year.
Duo team with my wife @RudeRatatoskr
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@dickard_t From a reptile to a reptile, Silf got the best gift no doubt.
A magic mixer that makes any kind of liquor pour out.
@corviiid Didn't really challenge myself, but boy-oh-boy, do I take certain tools for granted.
@dickard_t From an elf to an elf, Lavernius received a gift so grand.
Enough seeds to bring life to even the most desolate of lands.
@dickard_t For Kirsty, a collection of cute charms.
Hopefully it'll keep her from doing more harm.
@dickard_t For the ghoulish roommates, Guts and Bummer.
Some entertainment to last even through summer.
Manga for the vampire, and games for the squid-thing,
to give another reason to not make a real living.
Oh no! Christmas was going to suck,
and Santa was soon out of luck.
St. Nick had an injury, you see,
involving a case of mistaken B&E.
The attacker swore to save Kringle's life,
with the help of his kind wife.
They helped for the holiday cause
and became Elferil and Sislo Claus.