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@GoetiaShax I mean. it was the truth. I really did fuck her husband, BUT not for the sake of 'cheating'
*he rubbed his temple*
*sigh*
Yeah, no can do about that hire there, Ajax. My employees are fiercely trained assassins.. kay? We arent the rotary book club. Why dont you just call him?
@LiamPanther4 A client of mine had it without telling me.
Texted the bitch. This shit is unREAL!
Let me explain something. When a certified asshole gets sick and is sent down here to the hell-hole, it becomes our problem too. Newly-deads are such a hassle.
@bitchy_houndz @Aubrey01017959 What!! *comes out of the bathroom, toilet paper tagging along on the heel of his boot*
Cant a guy take a shit!?
*looks over* ohhh~....
hey Loony-Toony! What can i do ya for?
OOH OOH lemme guess~ it's about a customer who's willin' to roll out the fancy ass buck. Ammiright?
Serious-ness for a second here.
Mun got tested for that Covid bullshit and.. we're positive.
Please be patient with us during this shit. Can hardly stay awake.
@BIGSH0TBOT76 Not gonna lie, it's a peanut butter jelly and this human shit called nutella sandwich underneath.
When shits this good, who cares of it's "unhealth"!
@bitchy_houndz Not missing.. actually ..
Ahm .. so when you were a lot smaller.. you used to get into the games and ahm.. chew. On.. the pieces.
But hey! No harm no foul, right?! We still have macaroni and my horses to use as pieces!!
It was adorable.