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@bitchy_houndz Are you KIDDING!? i'm grateful i get to watch my baby shine out here!
A chip off the ol' block~ (maybe even better-but i didnt say that) 😉
@BIGSH0TBOT76 I'm sorry, excuse me.. did you just say 'frick'?..
*looks puzzled*
@bitchy_houndz *his tail wagged*
Ya wanted a new cell phone case? Gotcha one~
*finally, he was listening to her*
@bitchy_houndz Awe, sweetie.. *takes it and hugs quick before breaking*
c'mon, daddy did somethin' special this year.. we'll open ours together~ *warm smiles as he began guiding her to the tree*
@bitchy_houndz You've been going to the living world waaay too much, young lady.
It's merry KRAMPUSMAS..
Christmas is for humans who love that Santa shit..
Unless..
Are you.. hanging around ~humans~?!
@Greedguy165 About that.. all assassin attempts are non-refundable..
BUT!! We've never actually lost profits or clients! We're the best Hells got! Rest assured, we take royalty inquiries veeery seriously. In fact, consider this mess already taken care of.
@Greedguy165 Ahhh ...
*sits in his chair blushing a bit*
N-no. Must of been my last.. client. Molting season, y'know?
*cough* sorry.
*he pulled out a thick binder from his desk, taking out papers*
So what're we lookin' for? Bullets? Axe? Grenades? Launchers?..