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I've finally decided to do something about my weight. Lie. #SketchyChics
If by exercise you mean take naps and eat cupcakes, then yes, I exercise everyday. At least twice. #SketchyChics
Don’t run with scissors. Unless your stealing scissors, of course. If so, run! Run like the wind scissor thief!!
Enjoy Labor Day...especially since it's the last holiday until Thanksgiving! #SketchyChics
This water is really not too bad if you get it really cold,dump it out on the ground and fill the bottle with vodka.
When I say bless you after a sneeze, just say thank you instead of wondering where in the bushes that just came from.
Don't act like you've never overslept because you set your calculator to $7.30.
#SketchyChics
That would look FANTASTIC in my living room! -me, drunk, about to steal a traffic cone #SketchyChics