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There's Me, and then there's Drunk Me...and one of us once tried to vote in a tanning booth.
80% of women use the silent treatment when they’re mad. The other 20% use a shovel. #SketchyChics
Someone called me intelligent.Or maybe it was “an elephant.”Either way,it made me giggle as I put my helmet back on.
Roses are red
Violets are purple
Nothing rhymes with purple
Except nurple
Wanna make out?
#SketchyChics
If you didn't want me stopping by for cake, you shouldn't have advertised your birthday with balloons on your mailbox
Michael Bolton is playing while I'm stuck on hold on the phone. I am NOT prepared to party this hard on a Monday
Perhaps if #TWD went #Disney... @AmberFox86 @JarodNotJared @theoduscrane
People like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication #DoodleDivas