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My friends invited me to a 20's style wedding
expectation/reality
Me: stealing the heart of a beautiful lady
Everybody else in the operating room:
when you come home after a long day of being a funny friend
Me, when I promise somebody to go out together
Me on the day I have to go out
People who write articles for Wikipedia! How do you know all these things without Wikipedia?
older generation: we'll be working hard to make it easier for our grandchildren to live
their grandchildren: *living easier*
older generation:
Since hair can't be saved in fossils, we can't rule out the possibility that dinosaurs looked like this