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She: Avoid politics at dinner with my parents, okay?
Me: Sure, honey.
Two shots later:
Why I'm better than Putin
You're all so brave on the Internet, but when it comes to give a toast at the family dinner, you just sit quietly and hope it's not your turn
I can't understand why people work and make money if we have this?
- are you really a violinist?
- yes
- then play something
me:
This is me 40 years from now, telling my kids how I fucked up half of my life looking at my memes
When interviewer ask about my special talents
Take a look at my turtle)