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Poochy as drawn by Kinopio-Kun v. Poochy as drawn by Wario. Who's the better artist?
I was always perplexed by this old statement on the Punchinello page.
Like, how do you look at the eggplant-meets-Freddy Krueger thing on the right and go "Oh yes, this lovercraftian form defies all attempts to describe it".
Food 4 thought: Donkey Kong Country has Cranky Kong reminisces about Donkey Kong, a game that was 13 years old at the time.
Doing the same gag today while respecting a similar timegap would have Cranky waxing nostalgic about *look at smudged writing on hand* DK Jungle Climber
thinkin' bout the stylistic consistency of Yoshi's Island DS
Finally, here's Smolderin' Stu! Sorry but we absolutely cannot think of any more characters you’d be willing to spend money on.
First in our lineup of exciting badges is Daisy. For $19.99, you'll be able to punish an user of your choice by having a bitcrushed "Hi I'm Daisy" play on an incessant loop for the next 3 weeks whenever they are logged-in their wiki account #FreeToPeruse
One of WarioWare DIY's tutorial poses a high-level philosophical debate
Hey paisanos, what do you wish for Mario for the new decade?
Personally I'm hoping for an insane new universe, a ludicrous constellation, you could perhaps even call it a...