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Splinter was absolutely about to bring up the "ever wonder why Lou Jitsu mysteriously disappeared on the same night I rescued you from the genetic mutation lab" conversation but the bond of a found family is even stronger than the bond of genetic material😭
the "free pizza" is what really pushes this over the edge into Dark Kingdom Scheme territory
Oh sure, he’s all “the peak of human performance” until he burns down your lab and then you “never liked his dumb films anyway”
(Baron Draxum, bored, watching 1980s martial arts movies alone in his basement) Say, I just got a great idea for my revenge on humanity!
I was wondering about this. Considering the existence of the Turtles proper, not all mutants are inherently bloodthirsty by nature, and in fact even among those nurtured to become killing machines some of them are tired of going apeshit and just want to be nice
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT TO YOUR DAD WHO YOU LOVE🥺
“WAIT BUT IN THE MOVIES THE VILLAIN KEEPS TALKING FOR 5 MORE MINUTES DUE TO EGO AND HUBRIS”
Baron Draxum: Exploiting mutant creatures for gladiatorial games is wrong. They should be free to commit genocide
Ngl when someone says indubitably? Makes them seem dubitable AF
1. The nature of existence is such that every now and then we accidentally reinvent Bread and Circuses
2. CRAB MAN IS STILL THERE????