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"Can you catch all the mutant bioweapon bugs for me"
"I thought you said printer"
"Why the fuck would I say printer"
(looking at entire history of culture and mythology) "Wait it’s all teenage mutant ninja turtles?"
"Always has been"
she's literally falling apart trying to imagine a possible reason why someone might not not like her
Yachiyo: And so, after 1500 nights of prayers, she finally got to see her husband again.
Iroha: Wow🥺 such a beautiful story about the transcendent power of devotion🥺
Yachiyo: Bold of you to assume it was the prayers that brought him back
Oh boy. Tune in next time to find out who the culture minister threw under the bus
I MEMORIZED FANTASY HAMILTON IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE FOR U PLEASE RESPOND🥺
Agent D and Violet both carrying swords but choosing to do battle with legal technicalities instead