Scratch Pointさんのイラストまとめ

The only acceptable response to censoring games to meet modern social sensibilities under the guise of "localization":

@captain_virgo

The only reason to have the time machine would be to go back and prevent this from existing.

Can't use a "social credit score" against me if I don't care about my reputation.

@nypost Le 56% bots.

Well, time to take to the seven seas.

This expression says it all.

Someone's parents didn't like him very much.

Windows installed without issue.

Considering that even the Famicom manual used "he" when referring to Samus, it was clearly intended to be a surprise that Samus is a she. The version of Samus revealed at the end was based on how long it took you to beat the game.