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You start to say you're sorry for all you've done
but about halfway through your first sentence
the clerk's eyes shoot open
and she slams her book shut
"Oh I see now
yes I think I understand...
you lack perspective"
The clerk opens her book with a smile creeping across her face
The clerk opens her book and starts flipping the pages
"When you first perished I assumed it was due to your lack of luck and ability to pick up on people's emotions
...
as rare as it happens it appears I was mistaken
despite your somehow cosmic importance,
you're a louse"
The bartender hesitates as he brings over a glass of the drink
You take a hearty swig and feel a nice warmth...
That nice warmth is soon replaced with an agonizing burning sensation as the drink melts through your throat and down through your body
You have died
"..."
The cerberus takes a swig then looks intently at the mug
"hmmmm…"
She then shrugs and takes another swig gurgling out
"fuck if I know"
The cerberus gives the bartender a knowing look
"Good enough to get absolutely hammered with
c'mere you"
The bartender comes to your table with a large mug of the same stuff the pixies had in their shot glasses
@artsy_dream I got a few interesting OCs that get me out of the funk
You order a local beer and watch the pixies chug their shots
"Oh-ho damn!
I didn't know the pixies were getting into the good shit this early!"