🏳️‍⚧️JJ Patches🏳️‍⚧️さんのイラストまとめ

@One_eye_oracle I try

You drag a stool over to the pixies' table just in time to see one finish downing almost all of her pint
since some of it spills as she gurgles out a
"JAGEEEEEER"
the other pixie who was staring at the ceiling turns to her
"Good fucking lord
I think you just beat my record"

@SqishyBum if the op gets to self promote
then I get to
Hi I'm Jane
I draw shit in mspaint
and commissions have never been closed

You hear the cerberus tell you to come in
As you step through the door
all the eyes in the room are on you
"Hey bud,
it's a slow night
bartender's goin' in the back to restock and find something you can drink that won't kill ya
I'm gonna use the can"

I named him Fromald McDonald

@Wario_Jojo So am I using some weird dialect to get this Cerberus?

@Coblin_Toota @Pu_lpFree Yeah but

The cerberus leads you down some alleys and streets you've never even heard of before
eventually you get to the back entrance of a plain looking building
"Alright sooo
people don't know there's a monster bar in town
so I need to know right now if you're cool"

"Woah!
the balls on this guy!
Risking it all huh?
Alright yeah...
Screw it
You wanna buy me a beer?
I know a good place"

"Pfffffft
Ahahaha!
Really?
Well that's a fine hello
You trying to hit on me or something?"