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"Draw something to make me so horny I'll go insane or a Parrot"
Brother, this is not a porn blog. Only parrots. JUST PARROTS
Before I got sick with the Flu, I said I lusted after Bricks of Cheese and someone asked me if I'd be into Cheese Fondue Slime.
Holmes, if I can't eat it, im not into it.
A friend of mine's birthday is coming up and for once in my life, I managed to draw a present ahead of time.
His name is Theo and he's a fire salamander
I introduce Wendy, a bar wench who adores a certain nihilistic assassin who instead of being drawn as a hairless cat, he's drawn as a human
Here's to being more emotionally coherent than an avocado for the next few days.
When the depression still go you, but it's the holidays and you gotta get your festive on.
Happy Holidays. Here's to learning a bit too much about how your parents met because your mom got into the wine early.
The mood of the season is Miss Krampus
Instead of beating children, it's a 7ft tall woman shoving men into a basket to get their beatings
It's been a year since I drew dear Krampus Kringle.
My boy returns for another season of slapping asses and being mean to children.